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By taternuts - 26/11/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 01:57

Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML

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Cleanliness is next to someone else

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 15:00

Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML

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Best teeth in the game

By Nochnoii - 07/10/2009 20:07 - Belgium

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2019 12:00

Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML

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What?

By what? what? what? what? - 17/02/2022 06:00

Today, no matter how hard I try, I simply can’t understand my professor’s incredibly thick accent. When I asked if anyone else in class was having trouble, they accused me of being a racist ass. I genuinely have no idea what he’s saying, and no one will share notes with me. Lectures are mandatory. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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SinfulTragedy 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:57

Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.

illabye 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:57

It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao

Comments

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:02

Almost as bad as my prof that used to wear his watch halfway up his arm. Actually, I think your prof is worse now that I think about it.

ColtsDoug18 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:03

I had a teacher like that too! It always seems like he's trying to seduce you...

mnmolino 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 17:46

Showing off his sucking skills

graham11 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:44

34- umm how about not..

naedangerdavey 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:03

Jeremy Clarkson on top gear does this too

swag521 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:04

That's strange I hope you can concentrate

ifuckmonsters 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:14

You should develop some weird talking habit when you're talking to him. Maybe he'll get the hint.

iiNommBaconz 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:14

Just stare at him with the widest eyes you could possibly make and when he asks you why you are staring just say.. *shhk* I don't know *shhk*. Lol

hateevryone 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:29

umm you need to be focusing on your work. lol

SummerFever 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:49

Did you even comprehend the second part of this FML?

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:30

Leave a note on his desk before class so he doesn't see who it's from! It should say "please stop sucking your teeth, although we appreciate the cleanliness, we don't appreciate the sound, thanks kindly, the class"