Miscellaneous: Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea...

By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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christophbak 14

Friday 11 September 2015 8:15

Well, if I were there I'd probably laugh too, but if no one asked if you're okay, they're probably all dickheads.

Killz268 18

Friday 11 September 2015 8:19

one of the many reasons I'm doing homeschooling, don't gotta deal with people's shit, and I don't gotta deal with waking up at 6:00 in the morning.

Comments

FlutterLoud 29

Friday 11 September 2015 20:26

Stml, im sorry OP. I know how you feel..except it was usually pencils

danthehuman 29

Friday 11 September 2015 20:50

Wait, Homestuck reference?? @title

NakedandAfraid 14

Friday 11 September 2015 21:18

aww :( I hate getting hit in the head. It is always so embarrassing. I empathize with you, OP.

earlytermination 34

Friday 11 September 2015 21:49

That's terrible, I'm sorry OP. I abhor bullying and it's awful that your teacher contributed.

RealSuperSand 21

Friday 11 September 2015 21:54

WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE??!!

easilyboredone 8

Friday 11 September 2015 22:09

Seniors at my high school threw FULL water bottles at students and teachers during our awards assembly when I was a sophomore. No one got to walk because of it.

morganshea 16

Friday 11 September 2015 23:38

That sucks OP. :/ These kind of things frequently happen to me too and it's not fun when it seems like nobody cares if you're okay.

WhyM3Th0ugh 19

Saturday 12 September 2015 1:23

Hey guys, OP here! This is just going to be the whole story because only so much can fit in 300 characters. Before this happened we were all supposed to be taking notes (which I was doing) and then I had this gut-feeling something bad was going to happen. I thought this was just me being nervous so I shook the feeling off and just as I was going back to taking notes, the water bottle collided with my head and I heard everyone laughing. Luckily, my glasses took most of the impact (they didn't break) and I was pretty much fine. My classmates and the teacher all asked if I was okay in the end and even the person who threw the bottle apologized to me and asked if I was okay. I'm not the least bit mad that they laughed because I think anyone would laugh. The headache is pretty much gone now so I think I'm in the clear but I'll still go get that checked out. Funny thing is, my best friend thought it was my ex who had thrown the bottle at me and nearly jumped out of her seat to go beat him up until she realized it was his friend who'd done it. And to answer someone's question there isn't any video footage of the whole thing so I wouldn't be able to show it to anyone even if I wanted to. Sorry this ended up being so long. I'll stop now before I start rambling ( or maybe I already have..?) Thanks for reading anyways!