Miscellaneous: Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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Pagans!

By Depressed Ghost - 01/11/2021 14:00

Today, it's the Halloween after my wife and I moved into a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. We waited for three hours with a big bowl of Snickers, before the restaurant owner downstairs told us no one would come because Muslims don’t celebrate Halloween. FML

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GSP101 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:58

Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.

rubyjames 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 9:02

Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.

Comments

tweetypie 18

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:13

I live in NYC and we don't go trick or treating at houses, we have to go to stores. I'm 16 and I had fun with my friends trick or treating. To me, age doesn't matter. Free candy is free candy.

kittenelaine 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:31

You're either too old to be trick or treating, or too young to be on this website.

smileygirl1985 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:00

If your old enough to know how to post a fml then your probably too old to go trick or treating get a job and buy your own candy

JHandAC 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:31

At least you went Trick-Or-Treating. Connecticut cancelled it and I didn't go *useless profile pic costume :(*

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:12

No candy? Shit in their Jak-0-lanturns!

theressarina 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:36

YDI. You're too old to Trick or Treat. Our house only gives Dum-Dums to the older kids, and good stuff like snickers to the kids.

mj_ok 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:23

Aww!! Everyone deserves candy, You should of changed your costume.

GeeBustos 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 7:22

Tell Them To Suck Your D*** & Take All Their Candy!

chele2382 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:09

If you are old enough to get on FML.com and complain that you didn't get candy then you are old enough to walk yourself to the mini-mart get a candy bar. YDI