By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 313
You deserved it 3 518

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.

Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.

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perdix 29

I'm thumbing you up, Enslaved, I agree. However, it seems likes it's becoming quite common for older teens to go begging for free candy. Since this is the generation that will have to live with their parents after college (or instead of college), I can see why they want to hone their skills in asking for free shit.

perdix 29

Aw, you mean you're not getting cavities, diabetes and obesity? That's a shame.

You know what the sad thing is? They don't care that they'll be living with mom and dad forever. All my friends who graduated high school 8 years ago still live at home and I'm the outsider for geting a job and moving out of my mommy's basement. What a world

Just change costumes and hit the same houses.

Ya, that sucks, for some kids it's the only time they Ever get any treats. There is always next year.

perdix 29

nadiel, it's not necessarily that they are slackers -- it's just a shitty time in history to be starting a career. Kids today are graduating with staggering debt. The cost of education has skyrocketed and scholarships and grants have disappeared being replaced by high-interest loans. Also, starting wages have plummeted. If you think that the Occupy protesters mantra of the "War on the Middle Class" is a bunch of hot air, this is a direct result of that war being won by the One Percenters.

Every kid who comes to my door gets candy or a bag of fritos/doritos, even the ones who look too old. Little ones in strollers get a full size chocolate bar, and parents get a jello shot. Seriously, it's Halloween, don't be a tightwad douchebag.

A jello shot? **** YES!! That's what I call a treat! See ya next year =)

ACandelaria_209 1

You should have caught up to your neighbor and gone together.. Simple solution..

Poetaster 10

Change... Do the rounds...change...do the rounds. Repeat until you can smile at your bro IRS knowingly

Poetaster 10

IRS,,,seriously autocorrect?? Guess this is my FML for the day?