Miscellaneous: Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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Pagans!

By Depressed Ghost - 01/11/2021 14:00

Today, it's the Halloween after my wife and I moved into a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. We waited for three hours with a big bowl of Snickers, before the restaurant owner downstairs told us no one would come because Muslims don’t celebrate Halloween. FML

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GSP101 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:58

Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.

rubyjames 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 9:02

Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:20

It's those ******* underwear over your pants that's scaring them...

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:22

What kind of ******** turns down a kid for candy??

granpa_haribo 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:03

Wear HIM as a costume

kiral_fml 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:15

This is NOT an FML, this is a IHABD (I had a bad day)

malignantmegan 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:50

Honestly most houses refused me and I didn't care it was just fun running around with my little brother. I got maybe 40 pieces. Which my brother got 5 times the amount. And most of the houses were too scary for him to walk alone so if you have enough money to make me have to walk up there you better fork some over. But that's just me. And my brother is 11 and says he wants a Halloween party next year so it isn't like I'm still doing it for me