By peejay6831 - 23/09/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML
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peejay6831 16

I wear a mandatory black polo at work that's easily a quarter inch thick, seeing through it isn't even possible! I just told him to have a nice day.. pretty sure he missed his meds

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ComaWhiteLove 18

You think that calling someone a "stuck up bitch" is cute just because he is old??

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IAmMe204 25

You never know he might have x-ray vision o.O

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every1luvsboners 11

Tell him you'll be working the glory-hole in the bathroom around lunch time and you would really appreciate his business. All good cashiers should service their customers on a regular basis. He'll either tip you, or give you the whole thing. It's called, taking one (or two, or three, or DVDA) for the team. Stay motivated, my friend .

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TheBrochure 22

My GHANDI I've missed you! I can't be the only one.

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MidnaLink 33

Why do even married old men have to be such sick pigs.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Creepy and scary are the only words to describe that.

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Keattles 14

That guy is such a pig.....

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ValleyJeepGirl 3

Why is the guy a pig? Maybe she should stop wearing a see through shirt to work... OP you're asking for the wrong kind of attention and then bitching about it. You're retarded. Lmao

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Setareh23 34

I really hope you're being sarcastic, but in case you aren't, maybe he was just saying that to be an ass? Working in retail or something similar which involves a customer and register usually means she'd have to have been wearing the store's uniform. In which case I'd highly doubt it was translucent. Either way though, I doubt she knew it was see through and I'm sure if someone had told her she'd have changed earlier.

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Wizardo 33

Senile and creepy old men are just disgustingly cliche and bad, jump out and scare the codger next time.

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tommylover842 23

That would probably give him a heartache...but then again it sounds like he deserves it so good plan!

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EvilLittleMan 23

Offer him a complimentary bottle of water with crushed Viagra mixed in.

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Ari1337 15

so he can be an even hornier old bastard?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

If anything he's the one that sounds stuck up. Old perverted lil ol man.

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