Money: Today, one of my two roommates moved out without warning after... - FML

By Dissent21 - 05/06/2015 21:29 - United States - Boise

Today, one of my two roommates moved out without warning after we discovered that the rent hadn't been paid in full in a month, the utility bill hadn't been paid in two months, and the electric bill hadn't been paid in three months. We found out when the power was turned off. FML

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Dissent21 3

Thursday 11 June 2015 19:05

I didn't really just "assume". We'd had a long conversation about who was going to be paying what bills, and we had an established system. I thought. She just sort of... didn't hold up her end, and then didn't tell me there was a problem.

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avertree 8

Saturday 6 June 2015 14:29

I guess you could say he left you in the dark about it

mergeterge 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 14:32

Sorry but you kinda deserve it... You should definitely pay more attention to bills like that and keep up with them! Never just assume someone else is paying it. ;)

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CaptMacLeod 45

Saturday 31 October 2015 12:28

Reminds me of a song. "You didn't leave a bar of soap, when you left me..."

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