Health: Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

vespergreen 17

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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buckdharma 36

Friday 7 December 2012 17:33

See me Feel me Touch me Peel me

legend777 7

Friday 7 December 2012 18:16

That's really creepy. O.o

skyeyez9 24

Friday 7 December 2012 18:32

At least she didn't ask if she could eat the peeled skin too.

legend777 7

Friday 7 December 2012 20:34

That's a red flag if they asked that

Rocky007 15

Friday 7 December 2012 20:38

Use sunscreen!! Every day!

JiffyMix88 8

Friday 7 December 2012 20:39

Most important question... But is she hot?

mrtonyanderson 20

Friday 7 December 2012 20:47

An FML in an FML interesting!

love_me_electric 20

Friday 7 December 2012 21:11

What the actual ****?

HortonThelephant 15

Friday 7 December 2012 21:57

Sunburns in December?? and I just learned that Antarctica has melted! :( Lord help us, they were right...

maddiewoah 15

Friday 7 December 2012 22:43

72, you might want to look again at what country the OP is from. Since they live in Australia. It's Summer in Australia. OP, that sucks. Because peeling skin off a sunburn is gross. I don't even like peeling my own sunburn. Ugh.

titibug823 11

Friday 7 December 2012 23:04

Restraining order! Also, lots of aloe vera!

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 1:12

Meh, I got a horrible sunburn this summer and used tons of aloe vera (100% kind) and I still peeled.

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 8 December 2012 0:40

74: You might be interested to know that using FML on a mobile device adversely affects functionality. One vital function being that it does not tell me country of origin. Have fun on your desktop :)