Health: Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

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Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 1:04

You work with Goldmember?

purpletealeaf 2

Saturday 8 December 2012 8:45

Lol

61318nikki 8

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:12

Youre coworker's creepy OP

HighlandShadows 48

Saturday 8 December 2012 4:47

Am I the only once who is vaguely reminded of Buffalo BIll from Silence of the Lambs? Your coworker is seriously creepy. Lets just hope she doesn't want to keep the skin for her own personal use O_o

foreverdice 5

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:05

...That is seriously disturbing. No words.

dan_in_wi 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:37

maybe she's making a lamp?

hothotheat_ 13

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:12

I hope this is an American Horror Story reference.

avaloncode 8

Saturday 8 December 2012 8:16

I just threw up in my mouth

imcarissa 4

Saturday 8 December 2012 13:32

My fellow girl friend said the peeling of my legs drove her crazy to look at and she had to peel me. It was either that or shed all over the house and look like grated cheese. The peeling was a good ideas.

Quiet_one 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 22:50

Be firm with your "no"s, and worry about hurting her feelings- her behavior is unacceptable and needs to stop. If she tries to touch you, don't be afraid to physically push her back. It's your personal space, and she needs to respect that. If it's bad enough, she's not your boss so there's probably someone you can report her to if she's interfering with your ability to do your job. Also, to discourage her more use a crap-ton of aloe/moisturizer to minimize the peeling, and then exfoliate (gently) in the shower once it starts to get rid of the bigger pieces. I burn really easily, and even though it still peels some, when I do this it's not as bad.