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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

vespergreen 17

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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stuckONsingle 4

Monday 10 December 2012 0:33

That's seriously ******* disgusting. Just ughhhh

chosha_fml 26

Monday 10 December 2012 4:23

Just say 'no' OP. Vehemently.

haley_626 5

Monday 10 December 2012 5:21

Creepy as hell is what that is.

hot_sauce_x 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:39

I've never had a sunburn before, and because of this FML, I'm so glad I haven't. FYL, OP, hopefully you can keep her off of you!

Epicpotatoes 3

Friday 28 December 2012 23:15

You can say what you want.. That's nasty. SAY NO. Assertively.

Abdulis2cool 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 21:15

I smell a restraining order

MESammyG 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:07

Ew!!! Run!!! ( report to management??)

FuckItO_O 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 22:37

who would swim in such a weather?

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 10 August 2014 2:15

OP lives in Australia. She can go outside if she wants

jairolover 25

Thursday 7 July 2016 3:40

NOW THATS CREEPY!

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