Intimacy: Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early.... - FML

By salmone - 16/05/2014 01:03 - Australia - Spotswood

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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

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salmone_fml 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:43

Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.

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m22100 14

Friday 16 May 2014 16:22

I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

MinaGermania 12

Friday 16 May 2014 16:22

Hope he finished fast

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KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 15:06

When I first saw this I thought "haha that's funny, a student from my school did that." Then I saw (Australia - Victoria) ..starting to think this was the same student.

Rammer3500 23

Saturday 13 February 2016 23:37

Hes 9 and knows how to do that? And I thought I learned early...

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 12 September 2016 5:57

Read the FML properly. He's grade 9, so 13-14.

pkirkem 13

Thursday 13 October 2016 1:28

He must be addicted to do something like that

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