Intimacy: Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early.... - FML

By salmone - 16/05/2014 01:03 - Australia - Spotswood

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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

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salmone_fml 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:43

Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.

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m22100 14

Friday 16 May 2014 16:22

I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

MinaGermania 12

Friday 16 May 2014 16:22

Hope he finished fast

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deadlyhitman009 8

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:45

Am I the only one questioning why a 9 year old is jerking off?

caity_pie 12

Monday 19 May 2014 13:48

Not 9 years old, year 9 at school. A child in that school year would be 12 or 13 years old.

trystand00 10

Monday 26 May 2014 4:30

If you're in 9th grade, shouldn't you be around 14-15? Js but at least you understood he was in 9th grade.

deadlyhitman009 8

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:48

Oops sorry! I read 9 year old! Wow.

Pizza__Queen 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 18:45

probably was overly excited about hopefully passing the test

greasemonkey72 4

Monday 19 May 2014 2:41

Call him **** hands.

salmone_fml 3

Monday 19 May 2014 10:59

Hahahahahaha, no forward planning at all. Their frontal lobes haven't fully developed yet. And yes, because one of my hormone-driven, impulsive teenage students made a poor decision, I am an awful teacher and representative of what is wrong with the schooling system. Judgemental people make the world a much worse place. He was referred on to the principal.

clrichmond2009 24

Monday 19 May 2014 16:56

Don't you know? Anytime a child does something FML worthy it's always either the parent's fault or the teacher's!

isuckwithnames 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 9:58

Well, to an extent it is, but that kid has passed that extent.

darthpeaches 14

Monday 19 May 2014 17:53

Bringing shame to men everywhere, lol.

jamaicandog 3

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:06

You were featured in funnygram

ItsThisGirl 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:10

Say something, don't be a wuss.

cookie207984 6

Tuesday 20 May 2014 9:56

Omg this is to funny

Alvarortor 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 14:40

Maybe he wanted to learn about the booty.

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