By salmone - 16/05/2014 01:03 - Australia - Spotswood

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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.

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m22100 14

I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

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firewater73 1

my mom is a advanced chem teacher. 2 years ago during a video she was showing, a kid started jerking off on another girl lol..

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Lilly995 8

In my year 9 (9th grade) science class a girl gave her boyfriend a hand job in class. They are now expelled.

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whys0serious 12

WTF!?! Kids today are getting crazier by the day. WTF was he thinking?

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Dantheman9002 9

Well... The other students are probably emotionally scarred... I'm really sorry to hear about that.

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darkfireflame 15

How the hell does this poor teacher deserve to have a kid whack off in class? During a goddamn test for that matter?!

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sammylove143 0

Wow thata messed up. Bet his parents r proud.

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ibanghellokitty 8

O_O well didn't see that "coming". ...poor teacher..

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nitexshadow 1

Hahahahahahaah !!! What a legend !!!! XD

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SecretPlatypus 2

He probably thought the test wasn't hard enough.

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