Pranks and Kids: Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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Mad lad

By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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JE553 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:08

Quality kid with quality humor clearly

oh_merde 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:08

What a dick!

Comments

wisericky 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:15

Just a penis, no balls? What a ripoff.

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:18

That's an extra $15.

dlowry004 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:54

I can't ever draw a penis without balls(No ****). Haha

MEM0817 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Champignon_fml 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:19

Why would you pay a kid in advance for any task?

imwagdc 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:39

Not all kids are bad you know...

crisanba 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:52

That is a legit arugement

ShadowNinja445 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:45

Why would you pay anyone in advance for anything? Its not just kids these days.

esines 9

Monday 19 August 2013 1:36

It never said they paid in advance. Maybe OP's just bein a sour puss about havin a schlong in the lawn. I wonder if he used the cut grass for pubes

perdix 29

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:22

Give it a bris and have a nice party!

Reesienpiper 4

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:33

Sounds like you should up the ante... more than a 10 buck job!

NatalieOntheTram 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:33

Why is it that boys are so obsessed with drawing penises?

ILoveMyArm 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:06

Yes, I can't tell you the amount of pages in a textbook that I flipped through and saw the notorious drawing. My "favorite" is when a person in the book has their mouth open and others take it as a convenient spot to put a penis. I call for a redistribution of revised textbooks that contain no pictures!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:41

#38- 4 years ago (my freshman year of high school), my best friend and I would go through the pictures of the health textbooks. They'd been taken in the 80's so it was even more hilarious that they had been "sexually vandalized." Or maybe we were just immature :P

mosquito19 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:34

because it's much more difficult to draw a pussy. it'll just look like a oddly shaped flower

crisanba 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:36

I'd smack the shit out of him after I caught up to him

imwagdc 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:41

I guess he pulled the prank on the wrong person. Some people would find it funny and some would not. He should choose his victims more carefully next time.