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By thefatnurse - 13/11/2014 02:48 - United States - Roswell

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said, "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

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By ouch - 14/06/2012 11:26 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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haliacc 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 11:05

Hey, at least you're not the one in the mental institution.

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 13 November 2014 11:08

He's the one in the mental institution. Just ignore his derogatory comment.

Comments

schwaka 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 20:54

I was wondering this as well! It's inappropriate any way you look at it, but most people don't say things just because. The offender being institutionalized doesn't necessarily play a part in it.

casssssssie 2

Friday 14 November 2014 4:29

Lose weight.

0neiros 14

Friday 14 November 2014 8:19

Ah for the good old days, when you could take a nutbag in an asylum and douse them with a firehose, or poke them with a sharp stick through the bars in their cage. JK Folks, JK. I wouldn't get too torqued out about this, since said resident probably thinks they're Napoleon.