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By thefatnurse - 13/11/2014 02:48 - United States - Roswell

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said, "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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By ouch - 14/06/2012 11:26 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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haliacc 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 11:05

Hey, at least you're not the one in the mental institution.

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 13 November 2014 11:08

He's the one in the mental institution. Just ignore his derogatory comment.

Comments

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Thursday 13 November 2014 14:43

This made me giggle.

sarahmaxine 19

Thursday 13 November 2014 15:16

Im sorry.

Rodopen 19

Thursday 13 November 2014 15:38

Well this is a hearty situation.

DenverTyrrell 13

Thursday 13 November 2014 16:13

There is a simple thing you can do to make yourself jolly...come on FML and look at how everybody else's life is shit too!

PegLegRacing 34

Thursday 13 November 2014 16:15

Maybe they were actually being a bitch or rude and had it coming.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 13 November 2014 16:36

Were you just looking sad or something? Maybe smile a little bit

FrutLoopDingus 19

Thursday 13 November 2014 17:08

Aww sorry OP

DoubleDosexo 12

Thursday 13 November 2014 17:51

well jolly means happy, I didn't know that checking people out can tell you whether they're happy or not.

ncurran123 3

Thursday 13 November 2014 18:47

Haha

thecodester 3

Thursday 13 November 2014 20:41

most heavier people I have come across are rude. I have wanted to say a comment like this but I always hold my tongue. Be happy, or at least act happy OP.