By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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gracehi 31

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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jangotj 4

That was nice of him

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gurly98 13

Explain why this is an FML you spoiled ungrateful bitch

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lokiitababii69 19

how romanticc

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kaylabears98 3

Awe I would want my boyfriend to do the same(: he's a keeper(: lol and next time shut the door so the dog CAN'T get in the room(:

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Chioni 6

Well...This is exactly why I don't want to have a dog. They walk in on EVERY SINGLE THING you do.

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cptcat 10

Well, at least it was your nose and not his own that he held.

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