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By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:41

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:00

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 31

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:01

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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robbie12321 9

Monday 11 March 2013 0:03

lol he was on a mission :)

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Monday 11 March 2013 1:12

That's so sweet.

TakeMeToRio 9

Monday 11 March 2013 1:27

GO TEAM WORK!

Neyuu 18

Monday 11 March 2013 1:32

Real men don't let a little stink keep them from sex.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 11 March 2013 2:43

Lol quite the man. You got yourself a winner.

diva239 8

Monday 11 March 2013 2:54

LMFAO that's just really funny!

hunterhoyt44 5

Monday 11 March 2013 3:00

That man deserves a medal!

HoboSmeller 6

Monday 11 March 2013 3:46

like a sir!

adam_night 9

Monday 11 March 2013 3:51

Now that's a guy who is just trying to enjoy some time and not let anything stop it.

skinflint 6

Monday 11 March 2013 3:59

if you were doing it doggie would he have buried your face in a pillow? if so, he is indeed a gentlemen. take it from me, I've been happily married 12 years.

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