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By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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gracehi 31

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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madac 4

Amazing! Correct use of the masculine fiancé. Well done!

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MsFelicia47 4

That was kinda sweet of him lol. The dog needs to be put out first before you guys get freaky next time!

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

At least he was willing to take the hit rather than u. Nd u got u some at the same time.

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lochiamochia 25

Wow! Such a polite guy! Many others would probably either keep going to finish off while you laid there suffocating from the stench or they would go soft and get up and leave you unsatisfied.

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Twitch5253 4

and i don't have a dog to blame!

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1crabbygirl 10

Lock the dog out; your fiancée is funny; the dog fart is not your fiancee's fault. Did I say lock the dog out?

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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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AngelSpit 18

At least he had a decent place to shove his nose, unless you weren't wearing deodorant.

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DarkskyFML 5

This guy seems like a champion to me. Make sure you continue to deserve him.

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kkrazyangel 16

Maybe keep the door closed if this is a recurring event!?

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