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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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Sunako_fml 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:55

That's just disgusting..

Welshite 39

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:55

What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

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YOFO 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:01

here's a tip: dont scrach yor balls in public! easy enough?

dansco 24

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:02

Habit? You are very strange! Why smell your balls?! Do you expect them to start stinking of lemon?! Lol

AerBear115 15

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:17

Smelt is a type of fish and girls find it REALLY unattractive when guys touch their balls out in public

Jigsaw2126 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:17

you shouldnt care. rafael nadal does that after scraching his ass in front of the wole world, every freaking point, in every freaking match

ccoverup 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:35

Jeez people just let him be.. Im sure everyone has habits they wouldnt do in public. His just happens to be smelling his balls.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 9 August 2012 2:45

YDI for scratching your balls in public AND then smelling your hand! That is so gross! I don't get why you'd even want to smell yourself after that, but to do it in public is just tasteless and rude. Men can be such pigs...you don't see women sticking their hands in their crotches and then smelling it. /facepalm

zandalee 19

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:56

Yes you do

ganjaone 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:11

I do that too :P

__mcgeeski 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:14

Well, did they smell good? Lmfao

Bebop_fml 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:28

maybe cus you were smelting your hand...anyone would find it weird to put a hand in a burning hot furnace.

benmec 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:46

Everybody guy does this!!!! Just be more discreet my dude. After you adjust the balls, wait a couple seconds then "scratch" your nose. Works every time!!! :)

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