By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

That's just disgusting..

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Welshite 39

What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

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s0m3guy2010 21

You've taken Molly Shannon's Superstar to a whole new level.

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AznSamoan52 10

This is a habit for you? Thats concerning.

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TheDrifter 23

What would be the source of that habit? Trying to remember who or what you had sex with recently? Or just to see if you need to shower again?

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XKXKKXK 10

Don't be ashamed. Smell your balls with victory. Or don't. Because that's pretty ******* gross.

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NothernNightmare 18

Could've been worse. He could've licked his fingers off after...

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day624 14

Thats a good question! Idk why people disliked it!

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Bluefrog9636 7

I really was asking that, guys why do you sniff your balls? I know OP isn't the only one.

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ceccles628 6

Did you at least be discreet and say "Just looking for the chapstick in my pocket. I need to smell it to find it."

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5everalone 3

Why would you smell your hand if you know it's not gonna smell good...

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cristy91 33

Maybe it's like little kids who smell gross things because they know it smells bad. This is usually seen with weird markers.

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WiseGuy79 14

You fully deserve it for doing something like that in public.. You will forever be known at the gym as Capt. Scratch n Sniff haha

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challan 19

I think he should be Admiral and his Captain should be the Ear Wax Licker.

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tweimorts 4

Hopefully your gym membership is about to be up so you can switch gyms.

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jackii1313 9

Wh-who does that..?

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