By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

That's just disgusting..

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Welshite 39

What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

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Comments

n1988e 8

Being at the gym aside, why would you smell your hands after anyway?

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skibutter 1

so YOUACTUALLY have a habit of scratching your balls and sniffing? FYL for that

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Dory123 9

You deserve it for making this a habit.

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cubanebgy 2

That is disgusting OP you deserve those weird nasty looks

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mikesvodka 1

This is freaking disgusting...why would you even want to share this knowing the kind of comments these people are going to be leaving you?

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lelo007 11

You must have been making quite a show out of it for most of the gym to be staring. I know many guys who scratch themselves in public, so I don't see that being a big deal with your fellow gym mates, and even if it was a quick sniff, I'm still sure not many people would notice. So I mean, did you have your hand down your pants just going at your balls, and then do a Molly Shannon "Superstar" sniff or something? That's the only way I can figure you would have had people staring.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Epic excuse: "Sorry guys, I got a scratch n sniff sticker stuck on my ball sack and it smells AMAZING!"

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perdix 29

You should have held your hands up, displayed 7 fingers and firmly shouted "Seven!" Look at them as if they are supposed to know that your current ball scent is a 7 out of 10. It's all about attitude.

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Azula272 14

DocBastard may be able to clarify this. I heard it gives guys a machismo rise hormonally when they smell their ball stench..kind of like how guys are attracted to the pheromones on a females parts.

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fukmefreddy 4

You must remember that is only acceptable around other marines... wait no they'll beat you up for being a fag too, stop it OP. Stop it now! Bad OP, we don't do that in public.

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