By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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1waytoolive 1

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

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Osito2011 9

He's the neighborhood watchman. Why are you jumping to conclusions. He also has a runny nose and the vaseline is to protect his face from scratches when he has to through down in a fight.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"That there boy is what we call a pervert"

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TheLetterZero 7

Herpderp, maybe it's the neighbour's twin brother's stuff on the window, who also has a bad accent, derpyherpderp? Get it, guys? I'm making a reference to another FML, which was already referenced multiple times, because I'm so freaking original and witty! Lolololololol!!!

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Osito2011 9

Well herpaderp. You ever herp so much ya derp. Well you derp this post of yours and ruined it for the rest of us.

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Btreasure 8

Is old young cute ugly?? Woman, where are the details?? I'm kidding but you should get some curtains blinds something that doesn't even allow your sillohuete to show through

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Yeah, of course. Who doesn't clean with a nice pair of binoculars, tissue, AND Vaseline? Only a madman, friend. Only a madman.

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quicksilver22b 0

Wow. That's just sad!

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