Work: Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 19:57 - Australia

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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bachooka 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Your life may be F'ed, but their day was just made!

sloaan 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:09

Don't flatter yourself. Also, what are you possibly wearing that exposes your bra, yet remains appropriate for work?

Comments

maddiester 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:12

I'm assuming your an architect.. cause that would be really weird.

smushies_fml 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:48

I agree with #20 

Plaid_rainbows 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:57

WTF does YDI and OP mean ? Twitter it to me. Plaid_Rainbows

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:25

Wow. HALARIOUS #83. Anyways, YDI means You Deserve It, & OP means Operator, as in the person who wrote the FML.. I think?

theannonymousone 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:12

OP means Original Post/Poster and Obesity Pandemic.

Efilyn 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:21

Ask one of the nice men for a hoodie or jacket.

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:26

sigh. how in the world does this happen to people? when I get new clothes, I always check to make sure that you can't see through them, and if you can then I figure out what I should wear under them. I guess that's just me.

Suchagoonnn 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:28

HA agree ^

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:33

you can't not know that you're wearing a black bra and a white shirt, unless you you really have you're nose held that high. ****.

lordcaliburx 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:15

not every man looks at women at work. they may be doing their job and your trying to make it something its not. oh looks like tina is trying to get that sexual harassment lawsuit against us. again. when will she learn that tina.