Work: Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 19:57 - Australia

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML

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By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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bachooka 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Your life may be F'ed, but their day was just made!

sloaan 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:09

Don't flatter yourself. Also, what are you possibly wearing that exposes your bra, yet remains appropriate for work?

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floppycow 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:08

where'd religion come into that broski?

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:55

"Caution: Erection in progress."

momo1972 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:14

trying for employee on the month

LifeSucksbtw 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:20

hehe just trolling cause of there bio.

Acousticpixie14 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:49

Well that was rude. Someone sounds a bit bitter to me. Nobody likes a troll, assmunch.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:19

Job security.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:04

You work at a construction company? Well, now you can claim to be personally responsible for most of their erections.

LifeSucksbtw 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:13

:D u just made my day :)

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Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:25

please feed the troll more :D btw ur picture looks discusting u should really hide ur face so people don't have to look at it :)

elizabethann416 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:19

I see a promotion in your future!

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