By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/03/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!

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Top comments

DDCA 24

Some people need to be sterilized.

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Meenah_fml 4

As awful as that is, their aim was pretty impressive.

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Comments

Grauncho 27

Is it weird that reading this actually made me angry?

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rattusrattus 18

Me too. Food is serious business. DO NOT MESS WITH MY DINNER.

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lochiamochia 25

It would be weird if it made you hungry. *Salivating*

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teentee401 36

It made me angry too. What an asshole.

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DocBastard 38

What an idiot! It isn't bonus points unless you get some in the bowl AND some on the victim's head! Everyone knows that!

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Link5794 18

How is this possible? Somebody thumbed down DocBastard? I should wait a while to assess the situation before taking further action. This is truly a mystery.

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j_cat187 19

Not funny, food is no laughing matter. Especially if there was orange chicken involved. I would go Bruce Lee on their ass.

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DogsPaw 16

Wonder if Doc yells Bonus Points alot...

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Ins0mau 20

80 - Only at work, I imagine.

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PenguinBitch 43

Did your fortune cookie say that today wasn't going to be your best day?

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xTrepidation 14

Hm, I wonder what their point system is based on if that was just for the bonus points.

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PipingMouse 14

I would have flipped out and made them buy me another meal. No one gets between me and my Chinese food.

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White_like_dat 3

Still better than McDonald's....

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upallnight11 19

I would've trown the bowl in his/her face for being rude and disgusting.

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SirCharles83 13

Does trown mean that someone gets trolled and owned at the same time?

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SirCharles83 13

Also, if you meant "throw" and you indeed throw it up to the second floor in their faces, I believe it is you would be getting the bonus points.

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chanellgymnast 17

Time to consider reapplying to another school.

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HannahLouise96 13

Bit extreme, don't ya think? I wouldn't change schools just because one idiot spat in my food.

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RedPillSucks 31

Unless it was cooking school. The thought that those assholes would be in the food preparation business would make my skin crawl.

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