By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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devondv 5

This is too funny, i had my house broken into before by an ex junkie roomie. i wish he took the cookies instead of our stuff.

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tnae2 0

any of you ever see those Klondike commercials. what would you do for a Klondike bar! it's the same thing

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gobbledegook 0

I think op was just drunk, I just can't imagine someone going through the trouble of breaking in just for cookies but rofl

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Fml37 0

Don't give him one!!!! They're like heroin, once he has one he won't stop until all the cookies are gone! Just ask cookie monster, he ended up in rehab for his cookie addiction.

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c0nfuzzled 0

lol, at least it wasn't the kool-aid guy in disguise. Koolaid guy: ohhh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! OP: ahhhh WTF? Koolaid: give me all your kool aid bitch!!!!!

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teiso_fml 0

It could've been worse. He could've wanted something else.

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0you0know0it0 0

haha, i had the same thing happen last week..only he wanted cookies and beer ;)

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