Miscellaneous: Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons....

By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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You deserved it 410

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 757

By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 685

Bad hair day

By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

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You deserved it 1 889

By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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capslockisgood 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

At least you're in shape.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:06

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

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Sundevil99 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:34

Maybe she finds that attractive?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:37

Should have asked her out first date you could go dancing "to the oldies"

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:44

in an alternate universe that could be a really good compliment

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:32

I am so sorry. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

lolfufun 4

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:03

Well that's unfortunate....

Croooow 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:20

Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend: Richard Simmons?

TheLonelyZerg 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:22

I get mistaken for Eminem every now and then.

TaiReiSi 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:18

Are you by chance a zombie?

cathrope 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:21

No one deserves that.

babeababe 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:35

Richard Simmons is awesome!

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