Miscellaneous: Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said...

By mary - 09/08/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 22:30 - United States - Phillipsburg

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By TheBetterRedhead - 28/03/2017 12:00

Today, on my way home from grocery shopping, two young adults around my age came up and asked me for a lighter. Thinking they just needed it to light a cigarette, I handed them my only lighter. They immediately ran away. I got robbed for a 1.99$ lighter. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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whirlednews 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:07

I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:07

How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?

Comments

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 10 August 2012 0:27

A tampax and a lighter don't even FEEL the same -.-

jem970 19

Friday 10 August 2012 0:34

It's ok OP! I'm sure if he liked you he will think its cute. Some guys like a girl to mess up every now and again!

naduskalove 3

Friday 10 August 2012 0:36

Bahahahaha !! I am sorry but this is hilarious, must have been embarrassing but at least you learned a lesson ( which Is)-> Look inside your bag first instead of taking out staff randomly.

helli2gudbyee 11

Friday 10 August 2012 0:51

Your life doesnt suck, but that was funny as hell XD.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 10 August 2012 0:58

YDI for smoking AND for not realizing the difference between a tampon and a lighter. Even I could tell the difference and I don't use either.

carminecris89 13

Friday 10 August 2012 1:06

There is nothing wrong with people who smoke. Don't be a self righteous dick.

whogivesafuck88 10

Friday 10 August 2012 1:22

Burned

bloodlusthatter 17

Saturday 25 July 2015 19:50

how do you know they smoke? I carry a lighter and I've never smoked in my life.

LalaNY_fml 0

Friday 10 August 2012 1:15

How big is your bag that u mixed tht up?

Skyblu10 10

Friday 10 August 2012 8:47

How lazy are you that you couldn't write out "you" and "that"?

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 10 August 2012 1:50

Did it explode when he lit it?

SkylarBoston17 8

Friday 10 August 2012 2:04

Funniest part of this for me was imagining the guys face.

laurenlovesjb 20

Friday 10 August 2012 3:05

If he's over age 10 he knows that girls get their periods. If he's not mature enough to get over a mistake you made while doing him a favor, that's his problem.

fleg 9

Friday 10 August 2012 9:22

Well thank goodness someone said it. Girls get their periods. Girls use pads and tampons. People need to get over it. Honest mistake. If pulling a tampon out of your bag is that mortifying, maybe OP is still too young to be smoking. At the very least, she probably has some maturing to do too.