Miscellaneous: Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player...

By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Put it all back

By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:10

sorry no one likes twilight that much...

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:13

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Comments

Sithis23 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:49

You're complaining cuz they didn't take every DVD you own?!

idaniellex33 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:52

im sorry the robbery was overshadowed by your horrible taste in DVDs...?

fakeaccountX 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:09

Hmm. Perhaps that robber(s) should be on the voting panel at the Academy Awards.

Jonman503 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:19

probably got pissed that it was DVDs not blu rays

HannahPaloozah 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:34

U got all that stolen, and the fml is that u have bad taste ? Niiceee

love0128 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:02

Josh??? Is this you?!? Hahahahahahaha! I mean really? The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?? Hey at least your remake of Friday the 13th on YouTube is pretty awesome!!!