Intimacy: Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female...

By Oops - 09/12/2018 14:00

Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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StagGT 13

Sunday 9 December 2018 14:33

You should be able to still flush it, if it's a traditional toilet, by opening the rear cover and manually lifting the valve cover

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 17 November 2018 20:20

This is fake; girls don't poop.

Comments

1gullible_bugger 34

Sunday 9 December 2018 20:30

Same thing happened to me at work last week. Except the toilet was plugged and not marked as out of order. No plunger in sight. All I could do w walk away, cuz it was after hours and let maintenance deal with it.

ojosRojos 28

Sunday 9 December 2018 23:50

Was there something in the toilet before you went? If so, wouldn’t you try to flush it to avoid splashing? If you had tried, you would’ve known it wasn’t working. If there wasn’t anything, then it’s probable that it broke down after the last person used it.

Kaden Jones 1

Saturday 15 December 2018 17:13

Pull the chain

Gofuckyourself 24

Sunday 13 January 2019 9:40

Why is this FMLunder intimacy? What's intimate about it? Girl used the washroom and then found out the flush wasn't working. Did YOU leave a note on the door?