Miscellaneous: Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the...

By Petitprof - 12/11/2010 18:23 - France

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:04

next time you give them an exam write "pass me if you can" at the top of every page. show your class that you have a sense of humor. :)

turtlemansam 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:51

Or a chair with stilts and a big eraser

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CunnersMonkey 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:28

HA! I do this all the time in my class!

Ugi 26

Friday 1 February 2013 18:19

Tell the tallest kid in the class to wipe it off - no reason for you to even try.

jasminejzhu 22

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:31

Stand on a chair!

outlanding 7

Friday 3 May 2013 22:41

chairs can be useful for things other than sitting

clairesucks 37

Thursday 26 February 2015 13:29

Ignor them. They'll stop once they find its not getting to you

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