Miscellaneous: Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the... - FML

By Petitprof - 12/11/2010 18:23 - France

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:04

next time you give them an exam write "pass me if you can" at the top of every page. show your class that you have a sense of humor. :)

turtlemansam 6

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:51

Or a chair with stilts and a big eraser

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irelandguy 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 12:00

take in their workbooks/pads for a review and write 'erase me if you can' in all their workbooks in permanent marker. maybe draw a **** in some of their books.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:34

Double whammy...Not only could you not reach the top of the chalk board, but your delinquent students probably got a juvenile giggle out of seeing "chalkdust in the headlights!"

crazyrunnergirl 7

Friday 1 July 2011 21:32

how do 2593 people think she deserved this? she can't help how short she is

ryanbeast 7

Monday 8 August 2011 6:48

don't worry. i'm a full grown guy and i'm not even 5 feet tall

Shadow_Spark 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:48

Heh, I'm 2.75" taller than my mom. Of course that's not much of an accomplishment, seeing as she's 5'. Anyway, cheers to being short! We will never bonk our heads on low doorways or ceilings.

AspynMicaela 1

Thursday 15 December 2011 1:27

Get a stool.

janro72 10

Monday 26 December 2011 17:51

aww what jerks your teaching ;l Im sorry!! I'm a shawtie too..

BG_caligrown 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:24

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

amandyriffle 8

Monday 12 March 2012 6:52

I feel your pain I'm 5'2 get a step stool!

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 16 March 2012 14:59

If that happened in my classes, I'd be a suspect because I'm 5 foot 11 at 12 years old, and still on the growth spurt.

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