By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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omG_G00 0

People who can't get into relationships.

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teacher411 0

Well duh! If you say you're dating somebody, your friends are going to want to meet the person.

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0opsie 6

Start crying about a breakup and say he was just using you as a cover because he was gay. Being used is much less embarrassing than everyone finding out how pathetic you are.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

The rule is simple: Never, ever make up a fake boyfriend or girlfriend. What's the purpose? Unless you hire someone to pretend to be that imaginary significant other, they WILL find out. There's nothing wrong with being single. I dated some guys in high school just because they liked me and I felt the pressure to be attached and therefore "normal." I regret that. Are you in high school? Plenty of people don't find someone they'd want to date until after high school and until they're well into college, and there's no shame in that.

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Iknoweverything 29

The rule is simple: If you make up a boyfriend or girlfriend, have the dough to pay for it. 117 is right. BUT, if you are someone who has such low self-esteem that you have to make up a boyfriend, guys will never go for you. I don't know what it is, guys can sense a drama queen from a mile away, and they either try to nail them or avoid them. That being said, perhaps you should build up some self-esteem, and learn to be a mature woman. If you can manage that, you will not only end up with a boyfriend, but one who is genuinely interested in you and isn't just trying to get laid.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

YDI YDI YDI. I think I understand why people think you'll never get a guy.

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everlife_333 3

just hire someone to be your "boyfriend"

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Erindub 0

You sure his name isn't George Glass? Anyone gets this referance you win a million bucks!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tell them Nick lives up north. He's pretty busy this time of year and he's got a lot of people working for him, so he can't travel much. He *will* be in the area over the holidays, so he's stopping by to see you then, but it'll be a short visit so your friends won't get to meet him this time.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

[Hit send too soon.] Also, he loves kids and animals, and he's kind of religious. He's quite the gourmand, with an affinity for baked goods, and he's very well-travelled. After the holidays, tell your friends you caught him hitting on your mom and broke it off.

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TheWicked 4

You seem experienced within this field of making up fake boyfriends..

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