Miscellaneous: Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my...

By andromeda80 - 28/03/2012 13:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

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By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete

BlueEyed1019 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!

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lovebunnies 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 6:51

well, at least look on the bright side it worked

rustypanther 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:51

Why would you pick lights over security cameras?!

dcho 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:15

what kinda neighborhood do you live in... straight outta compton

strike2867 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:27

Paint over it with white, then paint a picture of a gun.

kei1108 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:53

Wow, sorry, OP. ....what area are you living in?!

kitsune3 20

Thursday 29 March 2012 9:00

Well, you tried. You could always get a cam and set it up in a hidden spot, with a night vision filter or something. Then leave it on all night, and hopefully you'll get a video of the cuplrit(s).