Miscellaneous: Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my...

By andromeda80 - 28/03/2012 13:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

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By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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supersmeg12345 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete

BlueEyed1019 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!

Comments

PYROxSYCO3 7

Friday 30 March 2012 0:35

Mount them on the roof

reilyn 10

Friday 30 March 2012 4:43

Time to move.

coffee_man900 16

Friday 30 March 2012 5:56

She's not a Nun Blondie. :)

Mental1942 6

Friday 30 March 2012 12:01

Dude time to move

ExToRtiOn 0

Friday 30 March 2012 16:54

Yea sounds like a Mexican neighborhood

mlamot01 2

Saturday 3 November 2012 2:50

Time to move

JokersHQ 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:42

Similar thing happened to me. Sometimes you just can't seem to win! :( However, if you keep standing your ground (ie, new lights, reprint, etc) eventually they'll get sick of the fact that they aren't getting under your skin. (Well that's what happened with me but sometimes it varies) Hope nothing else happens!