By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 927
You deserved it 2 023
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

loserman67 35

That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.

354 3
Larawk 8

A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip

134 5

Comments

jayhawkchik 4

Bang on the door and yell fire, erbody out! When they exit, run in and lock the door. Grab your phone and exit out the back door or window. Your welcome!

0 0
mommy_me 4

YDI For Buying An iPhone , Androids Rule!

0 0
doglover100 28

Knock on their door repeating their names over and over.

0 0
ViviMage 38

Delete or lock all settings from the iPhone and call the police

0 0
rydupell 3

There is an FML website

3 0
Sweetpea22 14

OP is probably using a computer, ever think of that?

4 0
m139307 0

at this point, call a couple gang members, have the ransack the place, then take your phone back and return to your apartment. when your neighbor asks what happened, you can honestly say that you did not do it

0 0
TcheQ 12

CREATES FML INSTEAD OF CALLING COPS: GENIUS

0 0
konstantinos616 17

You need to go John Wayne, bust down the door, find the bastard who stole your phone, beat the ever-loving shit out of him, and walk out like a boss. And If you do it while wearing a loincloth I'm sure he'd never go near you again

0 1