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how do you know so much detail of you were in class?
Because this is FML.
Maybe they were not trying to break-in? Maybe it is a crew of people who are notorious for denting doors and pissing on mats... You never know
Can you get DNA from piss? Or some sort of something?
What kind of college student has the money and resources to do a DNA test on some piss from their welcome mat???
You can? Also I'm pretty sure DNA testing is too expensive for anything that isn't murder/rape (hence why the police don't use it for anything that isn't murder/rape).
Better than the alternative
Now look if someone you know has a screwed shoulder.
at least they didn't take that ?
Obviously they saw the welcome mat and felt welcomed in, but when the door was locked they found out the mat was lying, they thought to themselves, "I'll show you, Welcome mat!" So they peed on it.
Guess you can say he was feeling pissy
Big Lebowski "hey, at least I'm house broken" comes to mind.
That welcome mat really tied the room together.
"Nice marmot, man."
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Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.
Were they drunk?