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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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moo753 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:21

hahaha that sucks major balls. I bet you felt crappy about that

pancakfail 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:27

I'd ******* cry!

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ThatAkwardMoment 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:15

Well shit

hurrican_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:58

dropthedagg win! but seriously you didn't miss much.

gigity1 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:19

#175 said it perfectly, you didnt miss much at all

MrMike1702 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:12

You had the Hershey Squirts, huh?

MrMike1702 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:12

You had the Hershey Squirts, huh?

Phantom0926 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:17

Dude, that sucks : you're not alone though I had food poisoning and threw up >.

StzaCrack666 18

Friday 26 October 2012 19:58

ydi for paying to see a movie

zanboonan 4

Monday 10 December 2012 23:57

Same thing happened to me. Never figured out what happened.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 9 September 2013 15:31

sounds like your chamber of secrets was open all night

J3NZ3N 9

Friday 4 August 2017 19:16

never tattoo a name... unless it's your kids... YDI

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