Today, thanks to a chronic illness that causes spontaneous fatigue,...

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By Cowgirl - 05/10/2017 03:08 - United States - Springfield

Today, thanks to a chronic illness that causes spontaneous fatigue, I fainted on my boyfriend while having sex. At least one of us thought it was funny. FML.

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