Health: Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose...

By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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SirEBC 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

Comments

Kiltedmonkey 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:47

Wow, that's a crazy kinda spicey!

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:54

I can't blame your nose. Being a fountain sounds pretty awesome if you ask me.

Exhausti 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:40

Win..!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:27

Feed it pennies and wishes!

NoFackYourLife 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:02

What you need toxoid that happens again when eating somewhere is to scream as loudly as you can and then collapse on the ground and just let it bleed.

SirEBC 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

swimmer911 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:13

haha agreed.

briidontgive_ 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:23

Eeww I pictured ur nose running like a faucet with blood pouring into ur soupp ... Sorry fyl

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:35

You're supposed to eat through your mouth, not your nose... Bahaha, in all seriousness though, that really sucks. I've never heard of getting a nosebleed from eating spicy food...