Health: Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose...

By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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SirEBC 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

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mikkelkarn 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:52

omg

sammigirl148 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:27

wow that's rele.... funny!!! lol and it rele does seem like there should be a take the sunglasses of moment b4 the last sentence lol!!! :) ydi!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:41

Rele? RELE?!? Really?

Marzee 14

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:36

Fail.

lovinit5683 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:28

Retards *REALLY* need to stop using FML. And next time try making sense!

Greenpenguin999 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:41

weakling. can't handle spicy noodles :P

SassiestLemon 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:40

Tell that to OPs nose.

wlaaf 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:43

uhm ew? like seriously no one wants to read disgusting crap like this

wisericky 12

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:42

how are you speaking for everyone in the world? maybe i have a nose bleed fetish and i like this fml?

crytorazon 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 4:49

win.

givemeabreak2468 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:47

I feel your pain! This happened to me in a resturant once.

meeba 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:49

thats scarey0.0

The_grumpy_bear 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:46

How is this an fml? Did you have to go to the hospital for your nosebleed? Don't eat that soup if it makes your nose bleed.

Muzzleloader 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:50

Ew...

Lufferkinz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:04

Those must be some pretty "hot" noodles if you got a nosebleed.

roads 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:09

I don't understand how this is an FML? I get nose bleeds all the time.

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