By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
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LittleLittlered7 6

Yep, that's normal for a three year old. And pretty tame.

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middlenamefrank 8

You women don't seem to understand that it doesn't have any sights on it. It's imprecise even for us grown men sometimes.

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Nickimariek 20

Lol, that's cute, minus the mess you had to clean up

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Dilexar 26

I can see why you want the kid to be seen by an exorcist.

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OneFluffyBunny 4

So you moved to Germany and told the parents to get an exorcist? Harsh..

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manuwish 9

hahaha sorry OP, that was so cute funny but messy and I understand your frustration, thank you for sharing

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subtweetqueen 14

Hey everyone, so just to kinda set the record straight, I have been his nanny for just over 2 years and this is not the worst of the incidents we have had, just the most simple to put in print. He went through a vomiting phase where he would throw up if he laughed to hard, ran too much, or ate too quickly. That lasted several months. He and his brother keep me on my toes but I wouldn't let a few bodily fluids scare me away from work. He didn't do it maliciously and his excitement was adorable so the mess was definitely less frustrating to clean up than it would have been if he peed on the floor to spite me.

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