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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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proudsock 17

was there literally no way you could've informed a supervisor or boss about what happened? I feel like they would have understood.

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writerchic85 25

Would they not let you go home to change or were you just determined to finish? Because if they wouldn't let you go change out of piss soaked clothing I'd be having a little talk with hr. If it's because you didn't want to go home then that's you're own fault.

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moocowmilk0 19

at least it didn't happen twice :l

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Steffi3 40

If this happened due to you 'thinking it was over' and stopping your meds, you totally deserve it. Otherwise, that's really unfortunate, having to finish your shift still.. Get better soon!

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ckerane 16

how come you never got sent home? I'd have just walked out

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UncleSplooge 16

Blows my mind that anyone would continue working in piss stained clothes. Like, what Job is that? What boss goes "Nah stay here, reeking of piss. This is best". McDonald's??

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mds9986 24

Always have a change of clothes somewhere you can get to. Can't ever hurt.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Considering your profile picture, I'd say you're right.

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paperbag77 9

Why did I think of a nursery rhyme while reading this ? ... this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home

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PuppiesKisses 15

Did you stop taking your antibiotics or skip out on going to the doctor all together? If you're poor get some 100% cranberry juice. That shit is NASTY but it'll help.

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niiickk_ 7

im confused..could someone explain? the wording is bad

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Keiraquarium 12

OP had a bladder infection. She thought the infection was over but it wasn't, and caused her to pee herself at work.

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LavenderCrow 12

Buy some d-mannose. It's somewhat pricey - 20$ at GNC - but it gets rid of it in less than a day. I used to get them frequently so I always have a bottle on hand. Don't get it with the cranberry, it won't work. Drink lots and lots of water and take Azo for the pain. If it doesn't get rid of it quickly, go to the Doctor's and get antibiotics and make sure you take the full course. Trust me, kidney infections are terrible. :(

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