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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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proudsock 17

Friday 11 December 2015 12:23

was there literally no way you could've informed a supervisor or boss about what happened? I feel like they would have understood.

writerchic85 25

Friday 11 December 2015 12:48

Would they not let you go home to change or were you just determined to finish? Because if they wouldn't let you go change out of piss soaked clothing I'd be having a little talk with hr. If it's because you didn't want to go home then that's you're own fault.

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Etweens96 25

Friday 11 December 2015 18:51

Speak with your doctor about a stronger antibiotics and get some cranberry juice if you can.Get well soon OP!

LPac5295 27

Friday 11 December 2015 19:44

Try to get to the doctor ASAP OP. He/she might be able to do something for you. Hope it gets better for you!

baldiesmom 25

Friday 11 December 2015 20:28

You can go home. If they fire you. You should be entitled to unemployment. If they refuse it, call the labor board. There are laws against crap like that.

Jebron96 11

Friday 11 December 2015 22:49

On the bright side you can probably sell those pants on some fetish website

Railroader 16

Saturday 12 December 2015 2:37

So I'm guessing Urine trouble?

khrystwiztidkid 15

Saturday 12 December 2015 3:43

A spare change of clothes in ones locker or car is always wise!

Mikeyj554 2

Saturday 12 December 2015 4:21

I'm sorry you had to go through that OP

militarybrat 21

Saturday 12 December 2015 5:35

Were you not given antibiotics? If they didnt work you really should see the doctor again. Dont want it going to your kidneys, that could put you in the hospital.

momac86 17

Saturday 12 December 2015 8:09

Depends

Fmlreadermostly 20

Saturday 12 December 2015 13:37

Stop drinking red and brown sodas for a little while, too. Drink a little more water. After the next antibiotics (take them strictly as close on time as you can. Smart phones- set alarms for them if needed), cranberry juice can help prevent a new infection. If you can't stand the taste, there are cranberry pills. Good luck, OP!