Animals: Today, the canine behaviour course I am studying released a new...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom

Today, the canine behaviour course I am studying released a new assignment in which I need to film myself teaching a dog a new trick. The only dog I have access to is my sister's neurotic, anxious Chihuahua who bites at any sudden noise. FML

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By bonertoolong - 23/11/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

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By Sharon - 10/12/2016 13:51 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By Bug8Frog - 30/07/2013 06:42 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

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By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a cute dog. I reached down to pet it, but it snarled then bit me. As I was walking away, I saw the owner of the dog, who was laughing and filming the whole thing on his shitty cellphone. I hope the video isn't out there on TikTok or whatever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dog when we passed by a group of teenagers. My social anxiety urged me to appear like a cool, confident adult, so I threw a stick for my dog to fetch, expecting him to dash off as usual. Instead, he sat down and stared at me like I was crazy. One of the kids said, “He’s got more sense than you.” My dog barked in agreement. FML

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Monday 12 October 2015 22:47

Go volunteer at an animal shelter! That should work for the assignment, plus you'll be able to give a dog that doesn't get much attention some much needed love! :)

grajax 24

Monday 12 October 2015 22:43

If you went to an animal shelter or something like that I'm sure you could arrange something.

Comments

KaidensCrow 18

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:56

"teach it to bite" xD

vampgirl999 8

Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:43

Here's a trick: Don't bite at every noise.

Elban 20

Tuesday 13 October 2015 7:04

Take treats with you and go to a dog park. Most dogs can learn even easy stuff after just a few minutes, sometimes even less. Even the yappy ones

pete9913 23

Tuesday 13 October 2015 7:07

why are you studying canine behavior, if you don't own a dog?

Internetflakes 13

Saturday 17 October 2015 16:49

OP may be interested in the field of training dogs. OP doesn't necessarily need to have a dog to qualify... or have you ever looked at the financial side of a dog?

revolvearoundme 15

Tuesday 13 October 2015 9:10

Chihuahuas don't really even count as dogs except to anyone who owns one. They're more like ill tempered rats on meth.

cnychol 2

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:05

Go to a shelter. They are always looking for people to play with the dogs. Plus it might get you extra credit...

charlieangel1719 5

Tuesday 13 October 2015 23:34

Go to an animal shelter I'm sure they'll be glad to let u do the assignment

OneFourNine 9

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:02

Idea #1: Do an animation with a sausage? Idea #2: Take your 'dog' for a walk on a leash... and you may end up with a dog of the four legged variety. Idea #3: Ask an animal shelter if you can take a dog out for a day. Idea #4: Well, it's even worse than #1... so I'll pass.