By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
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SimpleSimon 0

I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.

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drzhottie148 0

I would have gotten out. I would have been like "Peace Bitch" "hey where my money" "UP your ass"

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jordan167 0

@knight05 it's a shame my boyfriend's had to deal with people like you for the past year. way to represent the US Army.

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jmeg_fml 0

lol, i definitely didn't expect the comments on this one to become a flame war about racism. thread is headed for reductio ad hitlerum anyway... op, i hope you didn't pay the driver for the time spent waiting for that ticket to be processed. better luck with taxis in the future

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FlaminYawn 0

I'm a white American, we're not all self-important. I think America volunteers more time and money than any other nation. When someone is racist, I disregard anything they have to say on any subject. Racists are #1 on my list of "People that should never procreate", followed by violent idiots...

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iandevaan 0

haha asians, queers, new zealanders, new jersey-ers, australians, europeans, women lol the world hates you lol but ur ******* hilarious. i still dont agree but damn dude someone needs to get this guy a comedy show lol

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MCofpwnage 0

As a wise old man once told me, "there are racist douchebags in the world; screw with them for a bit and then leave them alone so they can wallow in their own arrogance."

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jewelzgalore 0

Is that even legal? Report him to the police.

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

knight05 is the man.

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Gadget3440 0

... because he barks pretty loudly on the internet? It's amazing how many kids find their balls when they're afforded a bit of anonymity.

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Jari 0

Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in action.

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DW92 0

Bullshit. This was one of the cases in the episode of "Speeders" It was too an illigal turn.

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sfgfan10 0

shouldve just said "stop the meter, or I'm getting out"

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sfgfan10 0

and don't any of you guys get it?!? knight isn't saying this because he believes it, he's saying it because he knows he'll get a reaction, and he's probably finding your reaction hilarious (as am I).

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