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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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OCD or just a dingus?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 00:00 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Nice, thanks!

By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By NeedToBeMessier - 17/10/2015 21:32 - United States - Hardwick

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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hospitalboyhaha 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:28

what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around

ReallyMike 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:37

#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.

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panthers555 0

Monday 2 January 2012 11:13

Thats tha worse cleaning lady ever.

corydakota 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:13

Lazy maid!

doglover100 28

Friday 10 August 2012 22:54

That would happen to my sister but she should clean it, it's her job.

xXfrostXx 9

Monday 8 July 2013 1:39

No no...I no clean...

corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 11:18

Just because you have a cleaning lady doesn't mean you should be a pig. Learn to pick up after yourself a bit.

loveatsylac 9

Monday 9 September 2013 7:25

That's her job! Fire her!

shychicksrox 3

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:04

I work for a cleaning service while i am finishing school and a cleaner is not required to pick up your things for you and organize them that's what a professional organizers job is.. If your things are covering the floor and surfaces then you are making it very difficult to clean those floors or surfaces. Your cleaner can not be expected to know where to put your personal objects nor would she or he want to get in trouble for touching them and misplacing them. Next time make sure you do your job so she can do hers.

Nederlander95 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:20

Cleaning ladies often clean, not clean up. Stuff needs to be off the floor, they'll vacuum and dust and mop and all that.

teotsi 28

Sunday 29 June 2014 13:13

Are you howtobasic or something OP?

dabears1011234 27

Monday 28 July 2014 5:49

Thats why you clean a little befor the cleaning lady comes.

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Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

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Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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