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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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OCD or just a dingus?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 00:00 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Nice, thanks!

By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By NeedToBeMessier - 17/10/2015 21:32 - United States - Hardwick

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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hospitalboyhaha 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:28

what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around

ReallyMike 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:37

#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.

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xxxBEASTxxx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:43

I agree with #9

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:55

Wait for a minute while I pretend to care. *Clears Throat* Oh no. Your life is surely ******. Whatever can you do? Hmmm...maybe clean your room?

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:27

lol. YDI. ******* pig... :-)

Caayouteepie 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:31

omg my mom makes me do that too! i was like well what the **** are they for then?

conartist66 0

Friday 2 October 2009 15:18

mine does the same thing!

cmac86 23

Friday 30 October 2009 17:21

that's pretty bad when that happens.

louie111887 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:06

i wish i had a fucken cleaning lady. ******* spoiled white rich kids. ydi

ReallyMike 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:37

#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.

bluesclues72 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:46

well it is mostly white rich kids who have cleaning ladies, but I'm black and I have one.

Frenz 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:22

Fire her. If she doesn't want to do her job, find someone else.

zich70 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:36

lol wow people are to f'in lazy to clean their own room

bobbieluvsya 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:03

Honestly, maybe you deserve it. I'm not sure about the policy of individuals, but I know that some agencies instruct the workers to not clean if there are bodily fluids and things. Some tell them to just leave the room alone. Better to maybe lose a client than have an employee possibly catch some sort of disease.

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