Work: Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped...

By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 02:00

Today, I checked my local weather forecast. The highs are supposed to be 85-94°F (29-35°C) for 9 of the next 10 days. It's been 95-102°F (35-39°C) for the past week. I have no air conditioning. I'm so tired of this heat! Fuck climate change! FML

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By F*ckinghot - 19/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML

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By Cooked alive - 25/06/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in at least two years, the temperature exceeded 100 degrees in my area. Except this time, it nearly hit 110. Even with my fan and air conditioner on the highest setting, my room was still burning hot. It's currently 11pm and the temperature has gone down… to 81 degrees. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By dripdripdrop - 26/01/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 13:30

Today, my AC stopped working. It's currently 3:08AM and I have 2 fans running, a cold washcloth on my neck, and a window open. It's still hot as hell. Thanks, Florida. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 16:46 - United States

Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML

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By toobroketoprotest - 16/08/2019 20:00

Today, I found out that the higher-ups aren’t letting us use the break room anymore, so guess it’s back to eating lunch in my car while it’s 100°F outside. FML

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kingtz 6

Friday 8 April 2011 1:10

Green...the color of money...

AustrianChaos 3

Friday 8 April 2011 1:11

You Americans and your weird temperature scales....

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sarahrocrocrocks 5

Friday 8 April 2011 4:02

wow 81 degrees..id like 2 c u @ 100!

clojo1112 0

Friday 8 April 2011 4:04

try coming to arizona!

NykP 25

Saturday 4 July 2015 7:33

Yeah, in Arizona it's too expensive to keep your house cooler than 82.

EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

Friday 8 April 2011 4:05

dont bother it wont make a difference

craphappened 4

Friday 8 April 2011 4:09

It's 86 here. And it feels alright. You have it easy man.

EliteTricky 7

Monday 25 February 2013 3:07

I live in florida... 81 degrees is pretty cool...

PrimeStarscream 30

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:00

Stop being such a wuss. Try living like I do in a house with no AC on a 101F summer day(not my choice). THEN you can whine.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 12:33

Most places use "going green" as a cop out for being cheap imo. FYL.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 23 September 2013 2:57

that's not going green, that's just plan stupid

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:52

81 degrees? Wow, you're a pussy OP. I lived in Arizona without AC and the temperature regularly hit 100+ inside

notfat14 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 22:24

That's not even that hot

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Alexa, play "Heat Wave" by Martha and the Vandellas

Southern states be like

Hope that's in Fahrenheit

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